What Ako Has (When the Going Gets Tough - The Smart Shop At Milliways)

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Thanks to backing from the Evilcratic Party ['verse: The Flying Squirrel theflyingsquirl, ect.] Ako's picked up a number of fun odds and ends. These include:

From Jordan)
A ridiculously portable electric guitar. It's volume knob goes to 15. Anything more than about 5 is not recommended for long term exposure with unprotected ears.

A stunner. It looks like one of the metal club flashlights and knocks out both animals and robots. Now in pistol form!
From Ellen (aaaaaaaagh_sky)
An alien hand gun that vaporizes people. The Alien Atomizer!

From Karkat(crabbycustomer)
A chat client that runs on corn syrup! Ako can be reached at trackedTraumate
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